Back in the 1970’s my elementary school was doing their annual Christmas pageant (back then we could call it “Christmas”) and just as the shepherds were arriving at the stable, out stumbles a very intoxicated Hermione Gingold. She began reciting
“There once was a man from Nantucket
Who’s cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a twat
I could fuck it”
Then she noticed Linda Ralston who had flippers for hands (thalidomide) and immediately vomited on the poor kid.
