The winter I turned ten a crazy-looking old lady caught my buddy Alan and me peeing our names in the snow. Instead of lecturing us as expected she dropped her drawers and joined in the game, the only woman I have ever seen who could that. I remembered her name of course but I never put two and two together until I caught her interview with Robert Osborne. Then I realized that even Hollywood wasn’t big enough to showcase the talent that was Betty Hutton.
